Actually, he's quite tall. John Rennhack ran the campus humor magazine when I was in college about 2,000 years ago. It's a good thing he's got a sense of humor, because he's now set himself the unenviable task of tracking the footprints left behind by the biggest pair of clown shoes in the House of Representatives, Peter King (R-Seaford). See John document the atrocities at Peter King Watch. He's also got his eye on the people who managed to bankrupt one of the richest counties in the United States.
Rumor is he's also contemplating a run for the Nassau County legislature. I wish him the best - and if he gets in, he's really going to need that sense of humor.