Possibly The Greatest Sentence I've Read All Day

From the print edition of today's AM New York:

Investigators still aren't completely sure if the items taken from Ivaylo Ivanov's apartment - seven pipe bombs, a rifle, a shotgun, two silencers, a crossbow and machines to help build the bombs - were needed so he could protect himself, as he claims.

The online version of the same story is somewhat more coherent, and contains the second greatest sentence I've read today:

He also told police he planned to use the bombs for fishing.