The Mel Cooley Index for Thursday, April 24, 2008
Today, Mel Cooley wants you to remember to never trust a man who drops his pants and says, "Look how tiny my johnson is!"
(Hat tip to My Lovely And Talented Wife Who Is Smarter Than Me™ and everyone else who e-mailed me this story. Exactly why did you all think I'd be interested in a story about penis theft, anyway?)

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