Actual stupid-ass headline from today's stupid-ass edition of US-stupid-ass-A Today:
I've got to hand it to USA Today - other news organizations, you know, like Fox, tried to spin the Colombia hostage rescue into some sort of PR coup for John McCain - but at least they had the common decency fellate the presumptive Republican nominee in their sidebar "analyses" of the story, where impressionable young minds were less likely to see it. USA Today? Right in the headline baby!
(For the record, the headline is incorrect - according to The Washington Post, McCain had already left Colombia when the rescue occurred.)
Nom nom nom.
(Nicked brain pic from here. Buy one and scare your kids. Hat tip to el at The Crack Den for helping me track down links.)