There's nothing funny about being hacked to death and beheaded on a Greyhound bus. Nothing. But corporate spokespersons' reactions to tragic incidents? Comedy gold. Always. To wit:
Greyhound spokeswoman Abby Wambaugh said there had been 37 passengers aboard, many watching a movie when the violence erupted. She called the attack tragic but isolated.
Whew! That's a relief! Here I was thinking people get hacked to death and beheaded on Greyhound buses all the time!