A Blog Named Sue

The Mel Cooley Index for Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Today, Mel Cooley is thinking, "Well, that settles it. I'm going out back to shoot at some food."

The Mel Cooley Index for Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Today, Mel Cooley is thinking, "Well, I guess since you're not America's Mayor anymore, we can tell you how we really feel."

The Mel Cooley Index for Thursday, April 24, 2008

Today, Mel Cooley wants you to remember to never trust a man who drops his pants and says, "Look how tiny my johnson is!"

(Hat tip to My Lovely And Talented Wife Who Is Smarter Than Me™ and everyone else who e-mailed me this story. Exactly why did you all think I'd be interested in a story about penis theft, anyway?)

The Mel Cooley Index for Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Today, Mel Cooley is thinking, "Well, there's only one way to settle this. Cindy. Giada. Iron Chef. LIVE!!"

The Mel Cooley Index for Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Today, Mel Cooley is thinking that the Food Network needs to pick up this show right away.

Why, yes, that is a gas mask he's wearing as a jock strap. Why do you ask?

The Mel Cooley Index for April 8, 2008

Today, Mel Cooley is thinking, "Eh, that's nothing - in America, the GOP nominated a 35,000-year-old tool to run for president."

The Mel Cooley for Wednesday, April 2, 2008

You know, when Mel Cooley first heard about this, all he could think of was this:

Mel will go seek professional help now.

The Mel Cooley Index for Monday, March 31, 2008

Today, Mel Cooley can't help but wonder if these guys didn't manage to miss the point.

The Mel Cooley Index For Thursday, March 20, 2008

Today, Mel Cooley thinks he can hear Satan saying, "Move over Iscariot - we need to start digging an even lower circle of hell."

The Mel Cooley Index For Monday, March 10, 2007

Mel Cooley's not sure he can get behind using a reality TV show to pick astronauts, but on the other hand, the prospect of shooting the entire cast of "Make Me A Supermodel" into space is a tantalizing one.