Today, Mel Cooley is thinking, Oh, sure - give him even less to live for - good plan:
The Swedish zookeepers have castrated Santino, in an attempt to keep his aggression at bay, but they can't castrate all the weapons-stockpiling human-hating chimps out there.
I mean, heck, why didn't they just take his stones away? Oh, wait ...
(Hat tip to res ipsa loquitor)
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