A Blog Named Sue

And now I wanna be your dog

My Lovely and Talented Wife Who is Smarter Than Me™, upon hearing that the Obamas wanted to adopt a shelter dog: "Lieberman's going to need a home pretty soon."

This Is Where The Party Ends

Unbelievably Boorish Guy at Party to My Lovely and Talented Wife Who is Smarter Than Me™: You're a European, huh? I hear you people have a big problem with Muslims over there.

My Lovely and Talented Wife Who is Smarter Than Me™ (casually): Only if you're a racist.

Sigh. Isn't she the greatest?

(Oh, Unbelievably Boorish Guy then went on a rant about the U.N. after My Lovely and Talented Wife Who is Smarter Than Me™ told him she used to work there. Wow. He gone and caught hisself a real live Yurpeean and wasn't going to stop until he'd done set her mind right about Amurka, yessiree.)

Rubber Ducky, You're the One

Courtesy of My Lovely and Talented Wife Who is Smarter Than Me™, I have discovered the greatest Nativity set EVER:

Yep, that's right - they're all rubber ducks.
Jesus being the duckling, of course.

I haven't put out a Nativity set since I was twelve years old (I think), but I may very well be doing so this year.