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The Mel Cooley Index
November 25, 2009
September 15, 2009
The Mel Cooley Index for Tuesday, September 15, 2009
Today, Mel Cooley is thinking, "Wow. When even George W. Bush thinks you're an idiot, you must really be an idiot."
June 30, 2009
The Mel Cooley Index for Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Today, Mel Cooley is thinking, "Please, Sudarshan Pattnaik, whatever happens, don't pay tribute to me. Please."
June 24, 2009
The Mel Cooley Index for Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Today, Mel Cooley is thinking, "Well, if we ever do elect a Republican president again, it may as well be one who disappears for days at a time."
April 04, 2009
March 18, 2009
The Mel Cooley Index for Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Today, Mel Cooley is thinking, "I'm sorry, but isn't quite sunny already in Texas? Do these people really need to stick themselves in a microwave?"
March 10, 2009
The Mel Cooley Index for Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Today, Mel Cooley is thinking, Oh, sure - give him even less to live for - good plan:
I mean, heck, why didn't they just take his stones away? Oh, wait ...
(Hat tip to res ipsa loquitor)
February 26, 2009
The Mel Cooley Index for Thursday, February 26, 2009
Today, Mel Cooley is thinking that those English lessons probably aren't cheap enough:
February 06, 2009
The Mel Cooley Index for Friday, February 6, 2008
Today, Mel Cooley is thinking he'd probably have a hard time peeing on anything even vaguely anthropomorphic - but he does realize that's a selling point for many customers.
January 29, 2009
The Mel Cooley Index for Thursday, January 29, 2009
Today, Mel Cooley is thinking, "Piss off the advanced civilization with weapons and technology we could never hope to comprehend? Um, sure, it's a plan."
Seriously, UK Ministry of Defense, Gerry Anderson just made stuff up, OK?