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The Mel Cooley Index
November 25, 2008
Mel Cooley predicts ... THE FUTURE!
Desperate to improve his ratings, Sean Hannity will replace Alan Colmes with an adorable shiba inu puppy. The experiment will fail, however, when Hannity becomes jealous that the shiba inu gets to hump guests' legs and he doesn't.
October 03, 2008
The Mel Cooley Index for Friday, October 3, 2008
Today, Mel Cooley is wishing that all of these good Christians remembered there was a time when God sent usurers to hell.
September 09, 2008
The Mel Cooley Index for Tuesday, April 9, 2008
Today, Mel Cooley is thinking that when it comes to a giant particle accelerator that many believe is going to create a black hole that eats the planet, "Scientists hope for surprises in Big Bang experiment" isn't the most reassuring headline.
Oh, and Sarah? Mel's been rocking the stylin' eyewear since 1961, thank you very much.
September 04, 2008
The Mel Cooley Index for Thursday, September 9, 2008
Today, Mel Cooley can't help but think this person could have worded this sign a little differently:
September 02, 2008
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August 07, 2008
The Mel Cooley Index for Thursday, August 7, 2008
Today, Mel Cooley is thinking if this guy is going to insist on eating like that, a life sentence isn't going to be much for him to worry about.
