A Blog Named Sue

My boys can swim!

Dear Facebook:

Worst. Subliminal. Ad. Ever:

I mean, wow, they got a phallus, a vagina, AND a sperm cell in there. It's what Dad really wants. I think.

It's just not really widely reported

There's nothing funny about being hacked to death and beheaded on a Greyhound bus. Nothing. But corporate spokespersons' reactions to tragic incidents? Comedy gold. Always. To wit:

Greyhound spokeswoman Abby Wambaugh said there had been 37 passengers aboard, many watching a movie when the violence erupted. She called the attack tragic but isolated.

Whew! That's a relief! Here I was thinking people get hacked to death and beheaded on Greyhound buses all the time!

Actually, I was hoping you could tell me ...

... why Google News is running a picture of the Kremlin next to their story about Obama's nomination speech.

(Click to enlarge.)

No, seriously, WTF?!?!?!?

For some reason, YouTube considers this to be a related video to the vid I posted of my daughter chowing down on expensive, veterinarian recommended kibble.

I've got five bucks for the first person who can tell me why - because, frankly, I have no idea.

The Mel Cooley Index for Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Today, Mel Cooley is thinking that the Food Network needs to pick up this show right away.

Why, yes, that is a gas mask he's wearing as a jock strap. Why do you ask?

Whew!!

Just in case you were wondering...

There's nothing illegal about employing whips, chains and leather straps while working as a dominatrix.

I'm glad the Westchester police cleared that up for us.

I'd say step one is: Don't be seen in public reading this book.

At least, that's my advice to the guy I saw reading this on the subway:

My advice to the guy on the cover? Get a jacket that fits.

Mainly Jesus, And My Hot Rod

Two items to file under "Things That Scare the Living Crap Out of Me":

VIa Warren Ellis, we discover that Fred Phelps ("Thank God for IED's") has covered "We Are The World." He has apparently done so in order to inform us that "God Hates The World":

God Hates the World - Watch more free videos

Also, Ellroon of Rants From The Rookery  treats us to this lovely postcard  from the heart of  Jesuschristostan:

Good thing I'm drinking right now, otherwise this stuff might really bother me.

You Learn Something New Every Day

Huh. It seems that only white people have abortions.

See, I never knew that. Thanks, Pat!

(via The Crack Den)